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Liberals, Conservatives, and Southerners  I came across this on the Internet, and the author is unknown, but I thought it was funny enough to post here. Be sure and send this to your Conservative and Southern friends.

How to tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives, and
Southerners?

With the Presidential Campaign in full swing it is important the
people be able to tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives, and
Southerners?

Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40 (that's a gun for all you Liberals), and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just towound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.Am I dead?

Conservative Answer: BANG!

Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Southerner's Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?

I think this says it all!

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